When I Look At My Parents I'm

Being Funny Is One Of My Greatest Strengths. I Can Make Girls Smile When They're Down, And When They're Having A Good Time, I Can Carry On The Joke.

I'm Happy To Announce To The World That I'm A Crier. It Doesn't Take A Lot For Me To Cry At Stuff.

The First Acting Thing I Ever Did Was My Senior Year I Decided Not To Play A Sport In The Spring And, In That Spring B.j. Novak Who Went To School With Me, Asked If I'd Be In This Show That Was A Parody Of All The Teachers In The School, 'sure!' That Was The First Acting Thing I Did.

All The Cliches Are True About Parenting. All I've Ever Wanted To Do Is Be A Father, But There's This Existential Mirror That's Held Up When You Have A Kid.

The Perfect Gadget Would Somehow Allow Me To Fly. Isn't That What Everybody Wants? It Would Also Cook A Damn Good Microwave Pizza. So While In Flight You Had Something To Eat - An In-flight Meal. Where Would I Go? Well, Nowadays, It Would Probably Just Take Me To Work A Lot Quicker.