When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets

If You Ever Injected Truth Into Politics You Would Have No Politics.

I Go Too Fast To See Much, Only The Tops Of Everything. I've Got To Prowl Slow Some Time Through This Country.

America Is A Nation That Conceives Many Odd Inventions For Getting Somewhere But It Can Think Of Nothing To Do Once It Gets There.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.

You Must Never Tell A Thing. You Must Illustrate It. We Learn Through The Eye And Not The Noggin.