When I Moved Out Of My Mom's

Life Is Not About Creating An Unreal Existence. People Should Be Challenged To Find Something Cool About The Mundane.

I'm Naturally A Mousy Blonde, So I Dye My Hair, And My Eyebrows Would Disappear If I Didn't Get Through At Least A Pencil A Month.

Why Wear Pants When You Can Wear A Muumuu?

If You Have A Therapist Who Agrees With Your Every Word, Then Your Brain Isn't Getting Proper Exercise.

Even Talking, I'm Super-loud. I Could Never Have That Kind Of Meek, Little Wispy Whimsical Lavender And Lace Voice. It Comes From My Body. There's No Way I Can Fight It.