When I Sit Back In My Rocking

Don't Judge Me By The Cover, 'cause I'm A Real Good Book.

My Biggest Extravagances Are Also Investments. I Have Several Houses In California, A House In Nashville, An Office Complex, And I Bought The Old Home Place In Tennessee. They Are Different Places For Me To Write, But I Can Turn Right Around And Sell Them.

You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap!

I Don't Have To Keep A Diary. It Seems Like For The Last 40 Years My Life Has Been Lived In The Press, So I Can Google Any Date In My History And Find Out What I Was Doing.

I Have Been Asked To Pose For Penthouse On My Hundredth Birthday. Everybody Is Going To Be Sorry.