When I Wake Up In The Morning,

I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most Of My Life. I'm Pleased To Say I've Won.

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.

New York's Such A Wonderful City. Although I Was At The Library Today. The Guy Was Very Rude. I Said, "i'd Like A Card." He Says, "you Have To Prove You're A Citizen Of New York." So I Stabbed Him.

I Was Feeling A Bit Down, I Went To A Therapist A Few Times, At A Hundred Bucks A Pop. But Then I Realized That No Therapy Session Would Ever Cheer Me Up Half As Much As If I Was Just Strolling Along And Found A Hundred Dollar Bill.