When I Was A Nurse I Never

School Was Great. There Were No Boys There, Which Didn't Really Bother Me At The Time Because I Had Two Brothers, So I Was Quite Pleased Not To Spend Any More Time With Boys.

Everything Becomes Magnified At Night. Sounds Travel In A Different Way, It's Dark, And Everything Seems Far More Spooky.

If I Am Totally Honest, I Would Have To Say That ''allo 'allo!' Was Not My Cup Of Tea, Even Though Lots Of People Loved It. For That Reason, I Find Comedy Fascinating. There Is A Huge Difference Between What People Find Funny.

As A Comic And As A Nurse, It's Important To Look Calm On The Surface When You're Absolutely Crapping Yourself Inside. So, If Someone Is Waving A Machete At You, Which Has Happened To Me When I Was A Nurse, It's Important To Make That Person Feel That You're In Control.

One Thing Lots Of Christians Do Have In Common Is That They Can't Help Coming Across As Smug. This Winds Lots Of People Up, Particularly Because Famous Christians Pronounce On The Life Of The Poor From Their Very Lovely Affluent Homes Filled With Their Very Lovely Families And Attractive Pets.