When I Was 12, We Went From

Without Arts Programmes There's Only Reality Tv, And Reality Tv Needs The Arts To Show It What Reality Is.

The Strangest Thing Is At Tea Breaks, Or Coffee Breaks Or Lunch, You Forget You're A Zombie. And You're Talking About Politics To Somebody At The Table And You Forget That You Have A Bullet Hole In Your Forehead.

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

My Parents Used To Take Me To The Pet Department And Tell Me It Was A Zoo.

People Who Announce They Are Going To The Toilet. Thanks That's An Image I Really Didn't Need.