When I Was 8 Years Old, I

I'd Rather Play A Maid Than Be One.

I Did My Best, And God Did The Rest.

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, And Eddie Cantor... Help Us Keep Our Balance.

As For Those Grapefruit And Buttermilk Diets, I'll Take Roast Chicken And Dumplings.

A Woman's Gifts Will Make Room For Her.