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Why On Earth Declutter When You Can Just Shrinkwrap?

Everyone's Moving On Without Me, Into A World I Don't Understand.

We're Playing Scrabble. It's A Nightmare." "scrabble?" He Sounds Surprised. "scrabble's Great." "not When You're Playing With A Family Of Geniuses, It's Not. They All Put Words Like 'iridiums'. And I Put 'pig'.

Obviously This Is Engagement Ring City. Couples Are Wandering Along And Girls Are Pointing Through The Windows And The Men Are Smiling But All Look Slightly Sick Whenever Their Girlfriends Turn Away.

When I Shop, The World Gets Better, And The World Is Better, But Then It's Not, And I Need To Do It Again. (confessions Of A Shopaholic-the Movie)