When In Trouble, Mumble.

Humor Is, I Think, The Subtlest And Chanciest Of Literary Forms. It Is Surely Not Accidental That There Are A Thousand Novelists, Essayists, Poets Or Journalists For Each Humorist. It Is A Long, Long Time Between James Thurbers.

Happiness Comes Only When We Push Our Brains And Hearts To The Farthest Reaches Of Which We Are Capable.

Money Can't Buy Happiness, But Neither Can Poverty.

What's Green, Hangs On A Wall And Whistles? [a Herring]

Her Cooking Suggested She Had Attended The Cordon Noir.