When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits -- If He Waits Till It Comes.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

The Most Popular Form Of Altruism Is Giving To Others The Advice You Cannot Use Yourself.