When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

My Daughter Wants To Throw A Stone At A Bad Man. I Stop Her From Throwing, Shaking My Head And Giving Her A Little Slap. My Disapproval Is Complete. You Think: 'that's Right, She Shouldn't Throw A Stone Even At A Villain.' Then I Hand Her A Brick To Throw.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.