When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child - If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.