When Lightning Strikes, The Mouse Is Sometimes

Death Deceives Relations Often, And Doctors Sometimes, But The Patient - Never.

The Unfortunate Thing About Worldliness Is That Its Rewards Are Rather Less Than Its Appetites.

It's A Good Thing To Learn Early That Other People's Opinions Do Not Matter, Unless They Happen To Be True.

People Who Talk Of New Lives Believe There Will Be No New Troubles.

The Two Best Subjects For Conversation Are Talking Shop And Making Love.