When My Hair Is Long Enough To

When A Cricketer Gets Hit In The Private Parts, He Hopes The Pain Will Go Away Very Soon But The Swelling Doesn't!

The Hallmark Of A Great Captain Is The Ability To Win The Toss, At The Right Time.

When My Hair Is Long Enough To Be Cut, I Go To My Wife's Hairdresser, And She Generally Pays For It.

But I Think The Only Thing That Annoys Me About That Is If I Suddenly Find Someone On Commercial Radio Or Something Like That, Mimicking My Voice Or Actions And Trying To Promote A Product And Pretending It's Me Doing It.

Media Were Never Allowed Into An Australian Dressing Room Until I Became Skipper. I Changed That And Invited Them In At The Close Of Play Each Day, Thereby Confirming For Many Administrators They Had Appointed A Madman As Captain.