When Our Bed Is Made, It's Covered

Now That I'm Married And Have Two Beautiful Children, It Really Makes Me Appreciate... Being Alone.

I'm Bald, Blind And Pale. I'm Like A Gigantic Recessive Gene.

Don't You Think It's Strange How Many Referees Work At Footlocker?

Kale Is A Superfood And It’s Special Power Is Tasting Bad.

I'm Kind Of Like A Guy Who's Missing A Little Bit Of The Guy Gene. Like, I Love Steak, But The Notion Of Golfing Is The Last Thing I Would Want To Do. I Love Women, But I'm Also A Mama's Boy, And Some Of My Best Friends Are Women. So I'm Kinda Half Guy's Guy.