When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny

I'm So Sick Of Betty White. Never Liked Her.

I Think Husbands And Wives Should Live In Separate Houses. If There's Enough Money, The Children Should Live In A Third.

Why Can't We Build Orphanages Next To Homes For The Elderly? If Someone Were Sitting In A Rocker, It Wouldn't Be Long Before A Kid Will Be In His Lap.

For The Love Of God, Will Someone Please Punch Me In The Face So I Can See Some Stars?

As Soon As I Realized That I Didn't Need Meat To Survive Or To Be In Good Health, I Began To See How Forlorn It All Is. If Only We Had A Different Mentality About The Drama Of The Cowboy And The Range And All The Rest Of It. It's A Very Romantic Notion, An Entrenched Part Of American Culture, But I've Seen, For Example, Pigs Waiting To Be Slaughtered, And Their Hysteria And Panic Was Something I Shall Never Forget.