When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny

Everything Is So Sad And So Wonderful.

Why Can't We Build Orphanages Next To Homes For The Elderly? If Someone Were Sitting In A Rocker, It Wouldn't Be Long Before A Kid Will Be In His Lap.

I Think Husbands And Wives Should Live In Separate Houses. If There's Enough Money, The Children Should Live In A Third.

I've Been So Relieved And So Grateful To Not Have A God To Believe In.

I Make Fun Whenever I Go. If I Go To Restaurant By Myself, Rest Assured, People Will Be Talking About It.