When The Public Doesn't Want Me Any

I Don't Discuss Women At All With Anyone. There Are Good Qualities In All Women. Some May Be Lacking In Some Of These Qualities And Should Have Them. I'm Liable To Say So And Hurt Their Feelings, And It Wouldn't Be Meant That Way At All.

Single Men Never Have Any Problems. I Suppose That The Public Builds Some Kind Of Idea From What They've Seen Of Me On The Screen.

Hell, If I'd Jumped On All The Dames I'm Supposed To Have Jumped On, I'd Have Had No Time To Go Fishing.

I'm No Actor And I Never Have Been. What People See On The Screen Is Me.

Method Actors Are Like Hams.