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Plato Had Defined Man As An Animal, Biped And Featherless, And Was Applauded. Diogenes Plucked A Fowl And Brought It Into The Lecture-room With The Words, "behold Plato's Man!"

Lust Is A Strong Tower Of Mischief, And Hath In It Many Defenders, As Neediness, Anger, Paleness, Discord, Love, And Longing.

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

Fools! You Think Of "god" As A Sentient Being. God Is The Word Used To Represent A Force. This Force Created Nothing, It Just Helps Things Along. It Does Not Answer Prayers, Although It May Make You Think Of A Way To Solve A Problem. It Has The Power To Influence You, But Not Decide For You.

Aristotle Was Once Asked What Those Who Tell Lies Gain By It. Said He - That When They Speak Truth They Are Not Believed.