When Virtual Reality Gets Cheaper Than Dating,

I Used To Be Stupid But I've Turned That Situation Around 360 Degrees.

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.

As You Know, The Best Way To Solve A Problem Is To Identify The Core Belief That Causes The Problem; Then Mock That Belief Until The People Who Hold It Insist That You Heard Them Wrong.

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.