When You Have A Good Mother And

Race Baiters And Discriminators May Go Underground, But They Never Move Out Of Town.

At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.

I Didn't Realize, When I Decided To Be A Comic, That A Black Person Had Never Been Allowed To Stand Flat-footed In America And Talk To White Folks. It Never Happened Before.

I Would Never Teach A Child Of Mine To Be Kind To A Cop Who Would Shoot You In The Back Of The Head. I Would Never Have That Conversation Because Children Don't Hear What You Mean, They Hear What You Say.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!