When You're A Big Girl Like Me,

If You Fall-and Trust Me, You Will- Make Sure You Fall On Your Back. Because If You Fall On Your Back, You Can See Up. And If You Can See Up, You Can Get Up. And You Can Keep Going And Going And Going.

When My Shoes Are Killing Me, I Take A Maxi Pad And Put It In The Bottom Of My Shoe. It Is Better Than Any Dr. Scholl's Insert. That Fashion Tip Has Saved Me Through Some Long Nights.

When You're A Big Girl Like Me, You Want Someone Who Makes You Feel Diminutive. I Think Fat Guys Are Sexy.

I'm An Optimist, So I Think Everything Can Be Worked Out And Fixed. But From Having Cancer I Learned That Even If You're Even An Optimist, Sometimes You Just Have To Face The Facts That Certain Things Are Broken.

I Love Jennifer Aniston's Style. She Is Streamlined And Never Overdone. And Demi Moore Always Looks Classic, Gorgeous And Sophisticated.