When You Straddle A Thing It Takes

I Have A Scheme For Stopping War. It's This - No Nation Is Allowed To Enter A War Till They Have Paid For The Last One.

Coolidge Has The Best Idea On This Farm Relief. He Said, 'farmers, You Are In A Hole. I Can't Help You, But I Will Get In With You.' He Did. That Made It Fine So The Farmers Were Satisfied As Long As Coolidge Was Going To Get In With Them.

Golf Is A Wonderful Exercise. You Can Stand On Your Feet For Hours, Watching Somebody Else Putt.

Wish All The Farmers Would Move To Town One Year, That's The Only Way I Know To Clear The Thing Up.

I Know Worrying Works, Because None Of The Stuff I Worried About Ever Happened.