When You've Been On A Ghetto Diet

You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take Taxes.

I Think It’s Better To Have Ideas. You Can Change An Idea; Changing A Belief Is Trickier.

Before I Was A Comedian, I Thought The Coolest Thing That Would Happen To Me Was Being A Teenager... Boy, Was I Wrong!

If You Want To Prevent Abortions, You Make Sure Everyone Has Health Care, A High School Education And Birth Control. Not The Exact Opposite.

If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's Money He'd Jump Out The Window.