When You've Been On A Ghetto Diet

They Don't Want You To Vote. If They Did, We Wouldn't Vote On A Tuesday. In November. You Ever Throw A Party On A Tuesday? No. Because Nobody Would Come.

I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.

It Used To Take Years To Become A Junkie. But Crack Cut That Down To 37 Minutes.

You Can Write A Great Country Record And Still Be Angry. Who's Angrier Than Toby Keith? He's Angrier Than The Average 10 Rappers.

Anyone Who Makes Up Their Mind About An Issue Before They Hear The Issue Is A Fool.