When Your Dad's A Cop, Calling 911

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When I Do Comedy, My Brain Sort Of Locks Up In The Infinite Possibilities. That's Where I Get Sort Of Lost. I Think, "oh, There Are Six Other Jokes That We Could Say Here!" I Feel More At Home With Drama.

We've All Had That Moment Where The Agent Thought He Hit Hold. You Hear It's Like Hamburger Hill In The Background.

If You Ask Me To Describe My Relationship, I Mean - Words Are Too Clumsy To Accurately Describe How I Feel In That Regard, Particularly In An Interview. It’s A Strange Thing.