Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is

A Secret Ceases To Be A Secret If It Is Once Confided - It Is Like A Dollar Bill, Once Broken, It Is Never A Dollar Again.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

Genius Ain't Anything More Than Elegant Common Sense.

It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than It Is To Appear So, And It Pays Better.

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.