Who Remembers When We Used To Rest

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About Something Else.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.