Who Was The First Person To Walk

Every Morning I Hear The Alarm, It's Like "beep Beep Beep" For Second I'm Like, "i Could Get Used To That, Just Dream I'm In A Techno Club, Or Something."

Television's Very Much A Writer's Medium, As It Probably Should Be, But If You're Not The Writer, Then As The Performer, You Defer To That. It's Just Kind Of How It's Constructed. Is There Some Leeway? Yeah. But I Also Don't Want To Come Across As A Jerk.

Raising Kids May Be A Thankless Job With Ridiculous Hours, But At Least The Pay Sucks.

I Only Dated One Asian Girl, But She Was Very Asian. She Was A Panda.

I Don't Want People To Think I Believe In God.