Why Are There So Many Trees In

I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm Just Trying To Find The One Which Would Be Best Right Now!

To Be A Dramatic Writer Takes Hard Work, Talent, And Discipline. And That's Why I Just Make Up Crap.

When I'm On Stage, It's A Little World I've Created Where I'm Sort Of The Thing, So I Have Total Control Over Everything That Happens. When We're Improvising, I'm With Someone I Totally Trust. I Know Things Are Going To Work Out. I Don't Have Those Guarantees In Life. There Are No Consequences On Stage.

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My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.