Why Are There So Many Trees In

And If That Isnt The Truth, It Would Be A Lie.

Why Are There So Many Trees In The Jungle?

You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat Girl.

We All Have A Dinosaur Deep Within Us Just Trying To Get Out.

My Mother On Her Death Bed Told Me, 'where The Hell Did That Kangaroo Come From!?' - It Just Popped Out Of Nowhere And Punched Her In The Head And Caused A Cerebral Hemorrhage, So I Thought I'd Move To A Country Where There Were No Kangaroos!