Why Did God Create Men? Because Vibrators

Having Children Made Me Go Down A Road Of Serious Introspection And Self-examination. I Think It's Informed And Hopefully Enhanced My Creativity.

People Love Pitting Strong Females Against Each Other.

I Grew Up In A High School Where It Was Very Conservative, And I Felt Like People Disapproved Of Me, And I Felt Like An Outsider.

I Do Some Of My Best Stand-up Comedy During Sound Checks.

Power Is A Great Aphrodisiac And I Am A Very Powerful Person