Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

If A Painting Can Be Forged Well Enough To Fool Experts, Why Is The Original So Valuable?

Singing Is Basically A Form Of Pleasant, Controlled Screaming.

I Don't Know How You Feel, But I'm Pretty Sick Of Church People. You Know What They Ought To Do With Churches? Tax Them. If Holy People Are So Interested In Politics, Government, And Public Policy, Let Them Pay The Price Of Admission Like Everybody Else. The Catholic Church Alone Could Wipe Out The National Debt If All You Did Was Tax Their Real Estate.

If It Requires A Uniform, It's A Worthless Endeavor.

What Exactly Is "midair"? Is There Some Other Part Of Air Besides The "mid" Part?