Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

And, Of Course, The Funniest Food Of All, Kumquats.

Once The High Priests And The Traders Took Over, We Were Lost As A Species.

I Was Surprised When I Started Getting Old. I Always Thought It Was One Of Those Things That Would Happen To Someone Else.

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

And Now, In The Interest Of Equal Time, Here Is A Message From The National