Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

Songwriters Write Songs, But They Really Belong To The Listener.

As A Dreamer Of Dreams And A Travelin' Man, I Have Chalked Up Many A Mile. Read Dozens Of Books About Heroes And Crooks, And I Learned Much From Both Of Their Styles.

While My Mind Is Flexible, These Brittle Bones Don't Bend.

Therapy Is Extremely Expensive. Popping Bubble Wrap Is Radically Cheap.

Barmaid, Bring A Pitcher, Another Round Of Brew. Honey, Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?