Why Is The Man Who Invests All

I Have As Much Authority As The Pope, I Just Don't Have As Many People Who Believe It.

Eventually, Alas, I Realized The Main Purpose Of Buying Cocaine Is To Run Out Of It.

The Surgeon General Warned Today That Saliva Causes Stomach Cancer. But Apparently Only When Swallowed In Small Amounts Over A Long Period Of Time.

Personally, Emotionally, I'd Rather Divorce Myself From The World Than Face The Heartbreak Of Partial Success. Because Partial Success Implies Overwhelming Failure.

In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home! And To Be Safe! - I Hope I'll Be Safe At Home!