I Have As Much Authority As The

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

Life Is A Near-death Experience.

Y'ever Notice How You Never Seem To Get Laid On Thanksgiving? I Think It's Because All The Coats Are On The Bed.

Sometimes A Little Brain Damage Can Help.

Why Do Overlook And Oversee Mean Opposite Things?