Will You Please Shut The Hell Up!?

I Am Chris Jericho, Your New Hero! And I Am The New Millenium For The World Wrestling Federation!

Back In The Hood After A Tremendous Aussie Tour! Thanks To All Who Rocked With Us, I Promise It Won't Be Another 5 Yrs Before We Return! Best News Is I'm Off For The Rest Of The Year Now! Time To Get Krunk.

If Shakespeare Was Alive Today, He'd Be Writing Wrestling Shows.

I Wish You The Beast Of Luck!

Fake Is Not A Word I Like To Use Because There's Nothing Fake About What I Do. It's A Show, It's A Predetermined Outcome; We're Putting On A Television Drama, Action, Comedy, Whatever You Want To Call It - But It's Not Fake. Fake Would Be If I Was Just About To Take A Body Slam, And My Stuntman Did It. Fake Would Be If I Was Going To Take A Chair Shot To The Head, And The Chair Was Made Of Rubber. I'll Tell The World That It's A Show, But I Hate The Word Fake. It's Such An Unfair Term To Us.