Wind Chimes Are Also Earthquake Chimes.

I'm Not A Lawmaker, But I Was Thinking That If You Have A Really Loud Ring Tone, Maybe You Should Be Stabbed In The Ear?

And Of Course I Didn't Make Any Money From Stand Up For Years, So I Had Temp Jobs. That Was The Way I Made Money.

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.

Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go Camping Anymore.