With A Suit, Even If You're Having

I'm Not Looking For People To Bow Down To Me Or Do Things In My Name Or Even Pass Around A Collection Plate For Me. I Say That I'd Like To Be God For A While Because He Really Can Get Away With Anything. I Mean, Anything.

"nuclear" Is Nothing But Trouble. Do You Say "new-clear" Or Do You Say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever Invented That Word Had Obviously Never Studied The Human Mouth. We Don't Have Enough Muscles In Our Face To Make That Group Of Letters Come Out Smoothly. The Word Is Missing A Middle Syllable, For Cryin' Out Loud.

When I Went To High School, In The Late 1970s, Disco Was In Full Swing And Anyone Who Was Into It Dressed The Part. I Know I Did.

So Many Stars Who Have Shows Are Intimidated By Having People Around Them Be Funnier Than Them. It's Always The Unsuccessful Ones. Look At Seinfeld - He's Great Because He Let Everyone Be Hilarious.

Everyone Takes Pause At 40. It's The Age You Have To Assess Everything In Your Life. It's The Fictitious Marker That's Always Coming Up When You're Young. The World Really Does Look At You To Kind Of Have It Together By 40, And Be Successful By 40. Whatever Success Means.