With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had

I Know There Are Certain Men That Hate Women Or Don't Like Women, And In Order To Make Women Feel Small, They Tend To Isolate Them When They Bully Them. And Women Are Often Humiliated By It And Feel They Can't Do Anything About It. So My Advice To Women Would Be: There's Always Support Around For Those Sorts Of Things And If You Feel You're Isolated In Any Way, Or Being Bullied, You Must Talk To Someone About It.

If You Want To Get A Pet For Your Child, I Suggest A Chicken So That When They Get Bored Of It After A Couple Of Days At Least You Can Have A Nice Roast Dinner.

My Mum Is Bright, Ambitious, Well Read, Political And Very Bolshie: When My Dad Was Conscripted Into The Army And Posted To Libya, She Convinced Some General To Let Her Go With Him. I Don't Know How She Managed It.

I Like Reading, I Like Boring Things, And Yet I Think People For Ages Had This Image Of Me That I Was On The Tube With A Chainsaw Looking For Any Likely Candidate.

I Think My Comedy, The Put-downs I Do To Hecklers, Are The Accumulated Bitterness Of Years Of People Feeling That It's Perfectly Acceptable To Make A Comment On Your Appearance When They Don't Even Know You.