Without Question, The Red Ryder Bb Gun

If The Coyote's In Your Living Room Pissing On Your Couch, It's Not The Coyote's Fault. It's Your Fault For Not Shooting Him.

Hunting, Fishing, And Trapping Is Literally Perfect. It's The Perfect System By Which To Balance And Ground The Animal Populations For Next Year's Productivity.

Do You Want To Feel Good, Or Do You Want To Do Good?

I Don't Care If It's Bruno Mars Or Aerosmith Or Zz Top... It's About Songs. 'paperback Writer,' 'satisfaction,' 'cat Scratch Fever,' 'walk This Way,' All The Killer Songs In The World Start With An Identifiable Guitar Pattern That Is Basically A Bastardization Of Either Honky-tonk Or Boogie-woogie. And That's In Every Cool Piece Of Music In The World That You And I Love.

I'm Militantly Anti-drug Abuse But Love Everything Keith Richards And Some Other Drug Goofballs Do.