Work Is Much More Fun Than Fun.

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

Your Motivation Is Your Pay Packet On Friday. Now Get On With It.

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.