Wrong Is For Other People.

For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

I've Done Everything In The Theatre Except Marry A Property Man.

Let The World Know You As You Are, Not As You Think You Should Be.