Yale Men Do Not Like To Be

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.

Age To Me Means Nothing. I Can't Get Old; I'm Working. I Was Old When I Was Twenty-one And Out Of Work. As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young. When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.