Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.