Yeah, I Regret We Weren't On A

Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw Fans Out Of Money.

Yeah, I Regret We Weren't On A Higher Floor.

We're Not All Supposed To Think Alike.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

I Think The Biggest Problem Is Parents Are So Concerned With Being Friends With Their Kids. You're Not Their Friend. You're Their Parent.