You Are A Genius!... And I Am

My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before We Had Children.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

My Dad Came Over To The House... Went Into His Pocket And Pulled Out A Handful Of Money, And Began To Pass It Out To The Children... This Was The Same Man Who, When I Was His Child, I Would Ask Him For 50 Cents, This Man Would Tell Me His Life's Story.

When You Introduce Competition Into The Public School System, Most Studies Show That Schools Start To Do Better When They Are Competing For Students.

Brown Versus The Board Of Education Is No Longer The White Person's Problem.