You Better Lava Me Now Or Lava

I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks.

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

It Was Too Much Tequila, Or Not Quite Enough.

Drive-in, You Guzzle Gin, Commit A Little Mortal Sin.

Barmaid, Bring A Pitcher, Another Round Of Brew. Honey, Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?