You Can All Go To Heck; I

You Can Go To Hell -- I'm Going To Texas.

Congress Allows Lemonade To The Members And Has It Charged Under The Head Of Stationery-i Move Also That Whiskey Be Allowed Under The Item Of Fuel.

I Would Rather Be Beaten, And Be A Man, Than To Be Elected And Be A Little Puppy Dog.

Although Our Great Man At The Head Of The Nation, Has Changed His Course, I Will Not Change Mine.

Fame Is Like A Shaved Pig With A Greased Tail, And It Is Only After It Has Slipped Through The Hands Of Some Thousands, That Some Fellow, By Mere Chance, Holds On To It!