You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

Don't Compare Yourself With Someone Else's Version Of Happy Or Thin. Accepting Yourself Burns The Most Calories.

I Lied On My Weight Watchers List. I Put Down That I Had 3 Eggs... But They Were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.