You Can't Create A Monster, Then Whine

Oh No, The Dead Have Risen And They're Voting Republican.

Being Myself Didn't Work. Being Someone Else Didn't Work. Maybe I Just Wasn't Meant To Have Friends.

Everybody Sort Of Questioned Why We Get Married On New Year's Day, And Of Course, The Avid Sports Fans Wouldn't Come, Because They Had To Watch The Rose Bowl Or Whatever That Is On That Day.

Do You Know What It's Like To Be The Kind Of Girl That Boys Never Talk To And Then Suddenly, A Boy Talks To You?

It's Not Our Fault Our Generation Has Short Attention Spans, Dad. We Watch An Appalling Amount Of Tv.