You Can't Dribble On Bow Ties.

You Know You're In Love When You Can't Fall Asleep Because Reality Is Finally Better Than Your Dreams.

We've Taught You That The Earth Is Round, That Red And White Make Pink, And Something Else That Matters More - We've Taught You How To Think.

Christmas Will Always Be As Long As We Stand Heart To Heart And Hand In Hand.

I Tend To Basically Exaggerate In Life, And In Writing, It's Fine To Exaggerate. I Really Enjoy Overstating For The Purpose Of Getting A Laugh. For Another Thing, Writing Is Easier Than Digging Ditches. Well, Actually, That's An Exaggeration. It Isn't.

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