You Have To Be Odd To Be

My Shoe Is Off. My Foot Is Cold. I Have A Bird I Like To Hold.

When Beetles Fight These Battles In A Bottle With Their Paddles And The Bottle's On A Poodle And The Poodle's Eating Noodles... ...they Call This A Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle.

Sometimes Crazy Just Isn't Enough.

I Know, Up On Top You Are Seeing Great Sights, But Down Here At The Bottom We, Too, Should Have Rights.

You Make 'em, I Amuse 'em. [children]